Right... name's Wheatley. Erm... god to meet you. So.. .yeah, I'll just be over here if you need me. Right here. Yep.
((Independent RP account. Yes, this is the same dont-call-me-a-moron.))
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Oh! Well, I could probably help in the “friend over tonight” department! I don’t mean to brag, but I am brilliant with the whole “keeping humans company” thing.
What’s missing an E?I’d love if you did! It’s kind of lonely, here. My brother is holed up in his room with his friends, kind of ignoring me..not a very pleasant experience! You are brilliant with it.
So you should definitely stick around.Ooh, it’s an add on for tumblr … you how how ‘tumbler’ would be spelled with an e?
..Yeah.
I can do that!
But, hah, never even noticed that! You’d think I’d catch on to something like that! Got top prize in the annual Aperture spelling bee one year, you know. Won it with “vacuum.” Very tricky, those two u’s in there. Funny, when you think about it, that such a popular website would misspell its own name like that.
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dont-call-me-a-moron replied to your link: also other most perfect core wheatley
:)I love you~
God, how do you reply to those so fast? You’re like… a really fast processor— or… or something else that’s really bloody fast.
Missing E, babycakes.
Also, I have no friends over tonight. I am COMPLETELY ALONE.
Therefore, I stalk the fuck out of tumblr.
Oh! Well, I could probably help in the “friend over tonight” department! I don’t mean to brag, but I am brilliant with the whole “keeping humans company” thing.
What’s missing an E?
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:)I love you~
God, how do you reply to those so fast? You’re like… a really fast processor— or… or something else that’s really bloody fast.
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Hello to you, too! Uhm… cupcake? Does that…work…? Maybe…?
…
No, nope. Can’t take that even remotely seriously.
I’ll try to come up with a better one.
IT’S NOT WORKING, MATE.
Also, I should probably inform you that I’ll be back for a while. Don’t know how long, but, yeah, I’m back, for now at least.
Let’s get this show on the road, shall we?
… I-It’s rather noticeable. But that’s alright, I suppose.
W-would you like to sit under it?
Sure! That’d be a brilliant idea!
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Uhm … I-I have my Christmas Tree up, if that counts, Wheatley.
Oh! Really? … I must’ve missed that.
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erm… beg your pardon…?
Oh! it’s… it’s Christmas, innit? Kind of snuck up on me, if I’m honest. didn’t even decorate or anything! I mean, I expected there to at least be… snow, or reindeer, or something!
((I’m back from NYC and asldkfhds I met stephen merchant and aaah he’s such a sweetie and the show was hilarious and alsdhf so many feels
but yeah i’m back… ish. I’ll see you guys later tonight, possibly? <3))
